Dear baby,

Mommy is back at work now, and your waking up hungry every 1-2 hours for the last 2.5 weeks straight is not cool. Especially since we don’t have the freezer stash for daddy to give you the occasional bottle. Please understand, Mommy loves you, but she can’t even drink caffeine to help since Your Cuteness sleeps even less for the day following my having a cuppa. So, Cute Baby, it’d be really cool if you realized how tired you were and decided to get some real sleep some time soon. Pretty please?

Love Always,
Mommy who is strongly considering taking a nap under her desk