Monthly Archives: December 2013

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Two notes

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Dear Babybug’s Daycare Teacher,

Thank you for taking care of my little bug today. Sorry about the massive, leaky poopsplosion. You are a saint. Your holiday tip with reflect your patience with bodily fluids. 

Sincerely, 
Mommy who is so glad you love the Babybug as much as you do

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Dear Kenmore Appliance Department, Circa 1993, 

Thanks for building such kick-ass equipment. I couldn’t handle these poopsplosions without your attention to quality in the washing machine department. Here’s hoping for another 20 years out of this beast.

Yours truly, 
Raving Fan

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Dear baby who apparently hit the 4 month sleep regression,

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Dear baby,

Mommy is back at work now, and your waking up hungry every 1-2 hours for the last 2.5 weeks straight is not cool. Especially since we don’t have the freezer stash for daddy to give you the occasional bottle. Please understand, Mommy loves you, but she can’t even drink caffeine to help since Your Cuteness sleeps even less for the day following my having a cuppa. So, Cute Baby, it’d be really cool if you realized how tired you were and decided to get some real sleep some time soon. Pretty please?

Love Always,
Mommy who is strongly considering taking a nap under her desk