Dear Babybug’s Daycare Teacher,

Thank you for taking care of my little bug today. Sorry about the massive, leaky poopsplosion. You are a saint. Your holiday tip with reflect your patience with bodily fluids. 

Sincerely, 
Mommy who is so glad you love the Babybug as much as you do

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Dear Kenmore Appliance Department, Circa 1993, 

Thanks for building such kick-ass equipment. I couldn’t handle these poopsplosions without your attention to quality in the washing machine department. Here’s hoping for another 20 years out of this beast.

Yours truly, 
Raving Fan